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UTHYK COMMEMORATIVE "TEE" by Alice J Blank

$ 30.00 USD

This preorder will end on May 23rd, 2021. Your order will ship after this time.

WAYWARD FOOL. YOU HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE ENDLESS ONSLAUGHT OF HORROR THAT IS UTHYK'S ANNUAL MOTHER/DAUGHTER DANCE. WHY NOT CELEBRATE YOUR IRRATIONAL AND ULTIMATELY FUTILE SUCCESS WITH A COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT, WOVEN FROM THE MEMORIES OF THOSE WHO FELL?

Q: Shouldn't this be father/daughter dance?
A: INGRATE THAT YOU ARE, YOU FORGET THAT UTHYK IS A LAND WITH NO FATHERS, JUST THE OMNIPRESENCE OF THE GOD-EYE, AMBIVALENT AS ITS GAZE MELTS DEMENTEDLY INTO COUNTLESS CYCLOPEAN SUNSETS.

Q: Is this a reference to something?
A: IT IS A REFERENCE TO THE UTHYK MOTHER/DAUGHTER DANCE, COWARD.

Q: Why are you being so mean?
A: IT IS A REGIONAL DIALECT THING.

  • Shirts are printed on 100% cotton unisex shirts
  • Due to the small size of our business, all sales are final.

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