Heavenly Bodies by Kineticpop
Heavenly Bodies by Kineticpop
Heavenly Bodies by Kineticpop

Heavenly Bodies by Kineticpop

$ 26.00
$ 26.00
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Style: Natural Standard Shirt

SIZE CHART
Standard Shirt - Unisex
Size Chest Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35


Boxy Shirt - Unisex

Size Chest Length
S 21 1/2 25
M 23 26
L 25 27
XL 27 28
2XL 29 29
3XL 31 30

 

Sizes are in inches for shirt laid flat.
Chest measured across front from side to side.
Length is measured from top collar to bottom of shirt.
Sizes are approximate and there may be 1-2" of difference.

Size: S

This preorder is part of the Heaven or Hell design challenge.

The challenge runs until September 21st, 2026 at 12pm (noon) CST.

Come to me, all who are tired, sore-muscled, and empty of protein powder. I shall give you the best workout shirt. To those that need a set of hunky boys to spot their weights, re-rack their plates, and keep their benches warm, a blessing be unto you and every back that this shirt drapes upon. I'm not saying this design is heaven-sent, but it has come down from heaven, not just to the gym bro but also to the slow walk taker, the person that decided to have that extra apple for snack time. I, Father Kineticpop, cannot guarantee the greatest gains of your life if you buy this shirt, but I can guarantee you'll have these sweet cherubs to keep you company whenever you put it on.@kineticpop to those that seek extra artistic blessings. Big boi muscles and rosy red cheeks be with you, and rosy red cheeks be with you as well.

Standard Shirt

  • Unisex
  • 100% cotton
  • 5.3oz fabric
  • Rib collar
  • Classic width
  • Standard length cut
  • Taped neck and shoulders

Boxy Shirt

  • Unisex
  • 100% USA cotton
  • 6oz fabric
  • Wide rib collar
  • Wide boxy fit
  • Mid-length cut
  • Rolled forward shoulders
  • Outside stitching

Design Challenge shirts will go into the production queue after the preorder period ends. Please note any orders for shirts that are part of our Design Challenge will take longer to print and ship due to increased demand.

Production begins after the challenge ends, and orders will go out as they are completed. We are a small artist run studio that cares about your artwork and our craft. We appreciate your patience as we print all Design Challenge shirts.

Updates will be provided via email to artists and customers.

Due to the small size of our business, all sales are final. 

For additional shipping and store policy, check our FAQ.